WWHOA! warning to alllll guys!
Please do not display ur wounds and injuries suffered while playing any sport.
if u do, be prepared to bear witness to GIRL POWER
sianzzzzz! i was happily airing my wound so as to let it like heal faster
dennnnnnn GG!
female scout unit: Attention allll Girl Power Units! Target has been spotted.
female commander unit: Alright Girls! Lets MOVE OUT!
girls: Roger That!
and whoaaaa! if u thought wilfred owen knew everything bout war! he probably dint get assaulted this way before!
the female Commander ( who shall not be named, the girls just call her MUM ) grabbed hold of the target and swiftly took him down. followed by successive SONIC BOmBS ( pure audio damage ) the target lost all sense of retaliation and was led captive to the MATRON! ( transformers bad guys always sound like tat eg MEGATRON. MATRON seemed like a close enuf relative )
and whoa! the target was quickly escorted to the MATRON, whereby he is forced to confront his greatest fear! WHETHER THE ANTISEPTIC WLD HURT THE WOUND OR NOT!!!
it was pure Mental Torture for the target.
Antiseptic ( as you know, is renowned for being highly effective at destroying wad it was made to destroy ) was now used on the target. Application caused occasional spasms within the leg muscle as if a final desperate attempt to show some resistance. it was futile.
here's wad was written in the commander's logbook ( also known as Mum's Diary )
Target has been Neutralised. Mission Accomplished.
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